It was unsurprising that the Hunter Biden memecoin, LAPTOP, which launched on Wednesday at 08:00 ET, lost almost its entire market value within two hours. The sharp spike followed by an equally sharp collapse was not news to professional market participants.

The token peaked at $190.81 just two minutes after launch, implying a fully diluted valuation of about $144 billion against a liquidity pool of only $48,000. That gulf between the paper valuation and real tradable liquidity predetermined the subsequent collapse: LAPTOP lost roughly 90% of its value in 30 minutes and was trading around $4.77 an hour after launch. By evening the price had stabilized near $1.97—a fall of almost 99% from the intraday high—yet that was enough for a market capitalization of $780 million and a fully diluted valuation of $2.2 billion, putting the token among the top-100 crypto assets by market value.

Who profited and who lost? One wallet withdrew $249,800 from Binance before launch, bought 9,124 LAPTOP tokens, and sold most of the position within minutes for roughly $1.18 million. Another trader spent about $200,000 to buy 919 tokens at roughly $218 each; an hour later that position was worth less than $3,000. That outcome benefits only those who entered and exited in the first seconds after listing and devastates the vast majority of retail buyers who chased the hype later.

The LAPTOP launch trajectory closely mirrors the fates of the two most prominent political memecoins before it. The TRUMP token associated with Donald Trump peaked near $75 shortly after its January 2025 launch and now trades around $2.24—a roughly 97% decline from its high that has inflicted estimated paper losses of $3.81 billion across nearly one million holders.

In my view, the LAPTOP episode confirms that political name recognition fuels only the first minutes of frenzy and is not a guarantee of long-term value. I would not be surprised if LAPTOP's path follows TRUMP and Melania tokens: a slow fade toward near-zero after the first wave of speculators has taken profits.

Trading recommendations:

A technical outlook for Bitcoin unveils that buyers are targeting a return to $78,500, which opens a direct path to $80,200 and then to $81,900; a breach of that level would signal attempts to reclaim the bull market. On weakness, expect buyers at $77,200; a move back below that area could quickly drag BTC toward $75,300. A farther downside target is $72,800.

A technical outlook for Ethereum suggests that a confirmed hold above $2,523 opens a direct path to $2,573. The farther target is near $2,624; a break above that level would indicate strengthening bullish sentiment and renewed buyer interest. On the downside, expect buyers at $2,454; a drop below that area can quickly push ETH toward $2,385. The farthest downside target is $2,320.

What we see on the chart:

- Red lines indicate support and resistance levels where either a price slowdown or active growth is expected;

- Green lines indicate the 50-day moving average;

- Blue lines indicate the 100-day moving average;

- Light green lines indicate the 200-day moving average.

A crossover, or a price test of moving averages, typically either halts the move or sparks fresh market momentum.